Just Bein' Honest

Alright.  I'm little discouraged.  I don't know what to do with my life; I don't know where to go to school.  And even if I did know, I don't have any money to go to school---not really.  I'm filling out scholarships left and right, but the only thing I've sort-of-kind-of got going for me is that I'm female.  I'm not Latino or Native American or African American.  I'm not pregnant.  I'm not a single mother.  I don't have any disabilities.  Seems like they only give money to all of the above mentioned. 

... OH, bother!

Amen to that.